News Across the Feeds:
Bad luck for the new fast food chain Sully’s here in Detroit. The franchise lost two stores in tragic accidents that has lead Health and Safety officials to shut down the other locations amid public safety concerns. The first location to catch notice, located in Peach Tree MegaBlock was completely destroyed in a fire. Apparently cleaning and pesticide chemicals were being improperly stored, and when exposed to the heat of the grills and fryers, exploded. Only one causality was reported, the manager that came in to open that morning. A second location in the Eastern Market section of Detroit suffered the same fate when, again cleaning agents ignited due to heat from the cooking appliances. Sadly three employees were killed in the blast that occurred just after closing. No word on when or if the other locations in the greater Detroit area may reopen. You’d think that the Sully’s safety policies would be be better, but I guess some corporations really will do anything to save some Nuyen. Here’s hoping the recently opened Seattle franchises have better standards….
NeoNet is set to unveil, what they are promising, is an exciting and revolutionizing new opportunity for the Redmond Barrens. What this Matrix technology giant has in store for the section of Seattle is anyone’s guess, but we’re all waiting excitedly to find out more…
For you sports fans get your fantasy leagues ready, because draft day is right around the corner and there are some exciting new rookies coming out of the college and semi-pro teams…
Move over Karl Kombatmage, Europa really is the triple threat! With the release of her newest action Trid “Death and Destiny”, which she both stars and performs the soundtrack, this girl is unstoppable. The press tour to promote the movie, soundtrack AND her new clothing line kicks off this month. Check her media feeds for the physical and VR locations!
GB Brands, a local Seattle start up has had a record winning quarter on the stock exchange. Share holders have earned impressive dividends for Q2, and things are looking to only go up from here. Investors and Seattle locals should keep on eye on this corp…
Seattle’s nightlife is about to get even more interesting with the opening of the Golden Drake Hotel and Casino in the Downtown District. A wide variety of games are available including an entire room of Pachinko and Slots! Be sure to check out the state of the art VR Horse racing tracks!
LOCAL GANG SAFEGUARDS COMMUNITY EVENT!
A rare deed of bravery and compassion has been done these days. The “ Crimson Crush” gang and private contractors have used their power to make sure the local fair and pizza competition would go without incidents. When questioned the leader of the small force responded with: “‘Dis our neighborhood. We want it nice an’ quiet here, no ruckus. Just brings unneeded heat an’ problems.”
The “Crimson Crush” gang consists mostly off Orks, with a few Trolls and humans, and their assistance was welcomed by all visitors, especially as the local mafia started making trouble. Undeterred by numbers “Crimson Crush” chased them off.
small clip of three Crimson Crush members standing against 20 mafia goons as a human with braided beard jumps into view swinging a Pizza peel, breaking the mafia.
That would stay the only negative event of the evening as the pizza contest calmed minds and filled stomachs with “Mamma Cozzi’s” pizza winning the evening contest. In a gesture of gratitude “Mamma Cozzi’s” offered free pizza for the “Crimson Crush” gang for protecting the event which was, under bellowing applause and jeering, accepted.
The only victim of the fair was the unlucky Mr. Trevor Stetson Sr, who ate one too many strawberry shortcake cupcakes and died from sugarshock. Readers are advised to eat strawberry shortcake cupcakes in moderation to avoid such accidents.
A reminder that election day is coming up! Be sure your voter registration is up to date on your SIN. While not a presidential year there are several important local and federal seats up this term in the U.C.A.S.